Peter Sagal worries for our children. How will the Twilight movies affect their ability to thrive in a real crisis:

“With Twilight movie #2, New Moon, the series continues its redefintion of vampires. Instead of horrible monsters of the undead, they are unemployed Abercrombie & Fitch catalog models who sparkle. They sparkle in the sunlight and instead of human blood I believe they drink Red Bull and vodka. In this new movie, the sequel, the vampires are opposed by some monsters from a rival modeling agency. It ends when all the creatures of the night realize what they’ve been repressing and move in together in a loft in Chelsea. I’m worried because I’m afraid for our children. What if they ever run into a real vampire? You’ll find them lying there on the ground drained of blood and they’ll be saying, but I thought he would sparkle.”